Who's on First?

Here are a couple of funny Ishan stories and pictures to make you smile!

#1
Yesterday we were driving to my apartment and Ishan was telling me which way to go. As we approached the complex, I asked if I should go in the right gate or the left gate. The conversation went a little like this...

Ishan- Go in the left gate
Rushina- OK.
Ishan- Is that right?
Rushina- No, it's left.
Ishan- Is it the right gate?
Rushina- No, it's the left gate.
Ishan- No, is the left gate the right gate.
Rushina- (trying not to laugh) No, the left gate is the left gate
Ishan- MOMMY!!
Rushina- Oh, do you mean is the left gate the correct gate?
Ishan- YES!!! Was it correct?
Rushina- Yes.
Ishan- Phew...

#2
This morning I was doing work while Ishan was eating breakfast and I realized that my team member made a HUGE mistake....

Rushina- Crap, crap, crap, crap
Ishan- Mommy, why did you say "crack"?
Rushina- I didn't say "crack".
Ishan- Yes, you did. You said "crack, crack, crack, crack".
Rushina- No, I said "quack".
Ishan- Why did you say "quack, quack, quack quack"?
Rushina- Because I am a duck
Ishan- No, you're not. Mommy, you are a human

Interview with a Preschooler

I decided to ask Ishan a bunch of questions this afternoon to see what he would say.

What do you love? Everything and You

What do you want to be when you grow up? A Policeman

What is your favorite place to go to on an airplane? Javin's House

Favorite Ice Cream flavor? Strawberry

If you had a dog, what would you name it? Bumble Bee

What is your favorite thing to do at school? Play on the computer

What is your favorite movie? The Lego  Movie

What is your favorite song?Twinkle Twinkle 

What is your favorite book? Skippyjon Jones in Mummy Trouble

What is your favorite thing to have for dinner? Mac and Cheese

What is your favorite thing to have for breakfast? Eggs

What is one thing you could never live without? Chocolate

What is your favorite toy? Bill Ya Ya and Heatwave

What's one thing you have to do every day? Eat Vegetables

What is one thing you wish you could do every day? Go to the mall because it has really fun things.

Are You Ready For Some Football??

I started yesterday with a cup of coffee and watching Penn State. This morning Ishan and I cleared the furniture so we could play AND watch football. This is my kind of Sunday and one of my favorite things about Fall. Now if it could only get under 100 degrees....

No Place Like Home

Tonight at my complex, they had a dive-in move at the pool. The movie was "Home" and they had popcorn and candy for the kids. Needless to say, Ishan  had a blast swimming, eating and watching the flick. 

Breakfast of Champions!

After sleeping for 12 hours, Ishan came out of his room and said "I took a nice long nap!" He also declared that he was "super hungry", so I made him his new favorite breakfast, duck in a pond with a side of bacon. 

This afternoon we are going to a friend's house for a pool party and bbq, so I'm thinking he's in for another 12 hour nap tonight.